Do You Feel Legal?

Do you crave a straight lane?
Is the path of the eagle insane?
Do you still mingle with a powerful number
Of the night driving fools in slumber?
Do you feel alright?
Are you agile and cunning
When the frightened footsteps
Of danger come running?
I really gotta know
If it’s cheap
Easy
Safe
Secure
Risk-free
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Is it real?
Do you feel?