This Isn't What It Looks Like

Oh, I forgot you said you’d be home at this time
And I know it looks like I’m
Doing things I shouldn’t be
But I’m not, so please calm down and don’t shout
I was just trying to help her out
She was upset and she came to me
I know she’s got a model’s face
And she walks with poise and grace
But that’s not why she’s in our flat
She phoned, she said she needed time to think
I asked her round here for a drink
There’s nothing more to it than that
This isn’t what it looks like
Just listen, please, before you strike
Can’t we just go back to how we were?
Because I don’t feel anything for her
I didn’t notice that her blouse had come undone
I didn’t ask her round for fun
I’m not doing this for the perks
I’m not going to sit here and pretend
That she’s not a special friend
But I know how your mind works
This isn’t what it looks like
Just listen, please, before you strike
Can’t we just go back to how we were?
Because I don’t feel anything for her