Charity Song

Chris:
Sometimes in your life
It’s good to lend a helping hand
To reach out to your brother
And your fellow man
Davina:
Just like the general public
Famous people see the suffering too
That’s why there are so many
Charity songs
Pixie:
Raising money
And suffering people everywhere
Olly:
But what about us lot
Isn’t it time for us to share
All:
Please buy this song
It’s not for charity
There’s no disaster
No global severity
Gary:
We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see
Chris:
We’re in it for ourselves
Ed:
To make a shit load of money, yeah
I just want you to buy this song
Danny:
Don’t be disappointed
We’re not as rich as you may think
Olly:
Coz illegal downloads
Are killing us
Gary:
We need designer sunglasses
And to drive expensive cars
Charity will have to wait
Coz this time it’s all about us
Robbie:
You might be thinking
How can this lot sleep at night
We’ve all got lovely mattresses
So we sleep alright
All:
We sleep very well
All:
Please buy this song
It’s not for charity
There’s no disaster
No global severity
Olly:
We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see
Chris:
We’re in it for ourselves
Ed:
To make a shit load of money
Pixie:
Heated swimming pools
Cost more than you might think (Chris: I think)
I’m pleading with you people
Coz you’re the missing link (Chris: link)
Gary:
By buying this song
And spending your cash
You could alleviate this pain
Now we really would like to buy our villa in Spain
Chris:
Or Portugal
All:
Please buy this song
It’s not for charity
There’s no disaster
No global severity
Pixie:
We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see
Chris:
We’re in it for ourselves
Ed:
To make a shit load of money
All:
Please buy this song
It’s not for charity
There’s no disaster
No global severity
Gary:
We’ll just split the profits and you’ll see
Chris:
We’re in it for ourselves
Ed:
To make a shit load of money
Chris:
We’ll pocket all the profits
Ed:
And we’re gonna be fucking loaded