Quarantine Baby

The world shut down, honey
And I’m feeling frisky
We been contactless too long
I want your berries
Let’s get a little busy
'Cause we’re locked inside this home
Sexy spin, hell comes down
What else are we gonna do? We can’t go out
But nine months in, he came out
I don’t know what we were ever thinking 'bout
This quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby
Smells like raw diapers
And it sounds like colic
Why’d we go from one to two
I need more wipers
And the laundry folded
What the hell we gonna do?
Milk came in, poop came out
And our three year old has started acting out
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
Quarantine baby, why
I just wanna sleep in
He just keeps on peeing
Quarantine baby, why
The world shut down, honey, and I’m feeling frisky
But maybe we should just watch the news, yeah, that sounds good
One wild night when we, could’ve been abstaining
Now we’re gonna need a house that has more rooms for these
Quarantine babies, why
Quarantine babies, why
Quarantine babies, why
Quarantine babies, why
Quarantine babies, hi
Aw, quarantine babies, hello
Oh, you’re so cute, you quarantine baby
Oh, you’re so cute
I just wanna sleep in
He just keeps on peeing
Quarantine baby, why
Oh crap, honey just spit upon me, hand me a towel
Here you go, you’re all clean now
I just changed you, how did you poop already?
Qarauntine baby