Casanova In Hell

It’s queer
That here
He can’t cast his spell
In her direction
Somewhere near
One senses fear
Casanova in Hell
[Verse 2: Rufus Wainwright
& Neil Tenant
The girl is naked
The boy is naked
He hides
Inside
A secret chamber
There to gape
Through a velvet drape
And dream of rape
Casanova in Hell
Her sharp suggestion
He couldn’t get an erection
Came as a shock
He finds himself
A laughing-stock
His ageing fate
To contemplate
Casanova in Hell