Beans

I count beans with a calculator
I’m busy now, can I call you later?
I stack beans into a mountain
I’m busy now, I’m still counting
Chazilly Gonzizzle make it drizzle and my initials
Monogrammed on my weave bag, it’s official
Same old racket, new tax bracket
My life’s an expensive movie, I’m back lit
And after countless sequels I’m still the opposite of peaceful
The opposite of Swiss people
And when the beans talk I hear the echo
Speaking to me in the voice of Mr. Gordon Gecko
I got some beans but I want some more
And the French don’t have a word for entrepreneur
They’re into status, seduction addicts
They don’t care whose bean sack is the fattest
In fact they seem pissed if a rich man’s in their midst
'Cause they think musicians must be socialists
Sorry, I apologize
I guess I’m an ass man, I love big bottom lines
I’m not a has bean, but I has beans
That means being beanless is a bad dream
Woke up this morning, I was all sweaty
Like my name was Tom, have I become petty?
Don’t wanna be a broken joke and unemployed
Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?
Don’t wanna be a broken joke and unemployed
Where is the joy for this poor little rich boy?
I can’t sleep, I won’t sleep, don’t wanna sleep
I finally fall asleep but in that dream I’m counting more beans
I had a childhood money lust
But thank God dough rises to the upper crust
And the crumbs feed the pigeons, I could see a vision
Made a decision, to be a paid musician I would play in the system
That’s why I never have a shortage
'Cause I don’t snort it like they do in shortage
Business is pleasure if you can afford it
So I pay the weed man same day as the mortgage
I plant seeds and then they blossom
It’s some healthy fracking beans, that’s fracking awesome
I plant seeds and then they blossom
It’s some healthy fracking beans that’s fracking awesome
Right, all work and no play, it sounds silly
But it sure takes a lot of beans to make chilly
On with the show, extravagonzo
Beanaholic call me chilly garbonzo
My money whistle clean, Listerine
If money talks I could never play Mr. Bean
What’s my recipe, I could never spill the beans
Your amounts don’t amount to a hill of beans