Sockable Face Club

Face Club
Face Club
Face Club, pal
I stepped to the urinal
I went and fished with my fly
I’ze tryin' to get a stain off
When I noticed a guy
He was punishin' the bishop
And zeroed in on my pride
The subtle comedy amused me
But I’m afraid I had to make the peeper die
You’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye
You got a sockable face
You got a sock, sock, sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face
Then there was heard a symphony of punchin'
It shattered his glass jaw
Woke up in blood and beer and munchin'
On some red tongue slaw
He kind of laid there burblin'
And there arose a stench
Like a million baby diapers
Then something shiny caramelized on his pants
You’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye
You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a sock, sock, sockable face
You are a sockable guy, who…
How can I say what I want to get through to you?
You got a sockable face
You got a sockable face
You got a punchable face
You are a sockable guy
With a sockable face
You’re in my Face Club
Face Club
Face Club, pal
Punch you in the eggs and make 'em runny
Get up and gallop and go
Your mama’s face in my locket
Your friends are diggin' the hole
I learned from Larry, Mo, and Curly
Not to take no guff
But sneaky peeky got me surly
I’m a semper fi, the kind of guy who likes to play rough
Drama, drama, drama, drama
Your face
Hey, there guys step aside
The cleanin' guy is here
To lay that mop and bucket down
Clean up blood and beer
He needs a cigarette 'cause he hates work
And he has to put up with a lot of jerks
Face Club! Face Club! Face Club!
Whoa, you’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You’re in my Sockable Face Club
You got a punchable face, bub
You’re a disgrace to the human race
You got a stupid lookin' on your face
You’re a disgrace to the human race
You got an ugly lookin' on your face
Grab him, nab him
Everything you do
Makes me feel like you
Need to get a blackened eye
You got a sockable face