Do This Thing

Yo yo, Mathletes State Ch&ionship, what
First female ever on the team, what
A boxed lunch will be provided
What
I can do this, always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring
Let’s do this thing
Let’s do this thing!
You’re gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state ch&ion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve’s the problem in front of you
High school’s a four year social curse
But math’s the foundation of the…
Universe!
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let’s…
Beep!
Do this thing!
Do this thing!
Do this thing!
I’m no plastic
No!
I’m no bitch
No!
I’m a lean mean math machine
On a mission
I lost what I lost
Gotta start brand new
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew
Gotta kick off the dust
I got schquillz to thrill
Schquillz!
Let’s do this thing!
Let’s do this thing!
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Ch&ionships, sponsored by no one
Please solve for…
X equals two
THE RATE IS TWO, PI
X is greater than the value of Y
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote is at Y equals three
Function X equals M, X, plus C
The derivative of F at argument Z
Negative four
Negative two
The slope is zero
The answer is true
One point of inflection
Twenty-nine!
Four is the slope of the tangent line!
We have a tie
we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose
their opponent
Marymount, who do you select?
We pick the girl
We pick the girl too
Nice to meet you
You’re going down, slut
What? No…
If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don’t be scared, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!
Our new state ch&ion, North Shore Mathletes!
Oh, yeah
You like that, Marymount?!
'Cause don’t it feel good
To have got this far?
It’s not something you did
Not the girl you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just sayin'
«Just do your thing»
All you solve’s the problem in front of you
Do your thing
Living for me, not living for none of you
Do! Your! Thing!
Do your thing!