Beer Belly

I’m one of them hopeless cases
I’m ashamed to say
Got a job to tie my laces
My belly gets in the Way
And I get puffed out on the disco floor
I can’t do me trousers up no more
I took up wearing braces
Cos a belt gets in the way
Now none of my shirts won’t fit me
They all keep coming undone
My mates all take the mickey
Believe me it ain’t much fun
When you get puffed out on the disco floor
And you can’t do ya trousers up no more
They all swan about with crumpet
But me I can’t get none
Cos I’m developing a beer belly
an I don’t reckon it at all
I’m developing a beer belly
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)
And I get puffed out on the disco floor
I can’t do me trousers up no more
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer
belly
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly
Now I know that I could lose it
If I really tried I 'spose
But I can’t leave the beer alone
Thats how the story goes
And I get puffed out on the disco floor
I can’t do me trousers up no more
Me mates all swan about with crumpet
And that gets up my nose
Cos I’m developing a beer belly
an I don’t reckon it at all
I’m developing a beer belly
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)
And I get puffed out on the disco floor
I can’t do me trousers up no more
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer
belly
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly
I’m developing a beer belly
I don’t reckon it at all
I’m developing a beer belly
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small)
And I get puffed out on the disco floor
I can’t do me trousers up no more
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer
belly
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly