Boat in the Back

Hey y’all, think it’s time I… slow it down… and dumb it down.
So y’all listen up.
I got the boat in the back of a big black truck boy
You ain’t from around here, put that cowboy hat up 'cause
Real backwood boys ain’t wearing that shit
We got our hardhats on, working for a living, oh
You ain’t skinning deer
You wouldn’t make it here
You got that lean, I got green, mixed with gasoline
Full-grown down home, raised it from a seed
That Maserati would get stuck on
But we’d get a kick out of watching you try it
So stop by, and say hi
I’ll be on Bellarmine Road eating
I got the boat in the back of a big black truck boy
You ain’t from around here, put that cowboy hat up 'cause
Real backwood boys ain’t wearing that shit
We got our hardhats on, working for a living, oh
Drinking shine while riding on my tractor
Cut the wrong pasture, fuck it it don’t matter
Sip a little now, I may chug a little after
You want her then get her boy, look I already had her
Tip a cow after opening doors on your chicken house
Let 'em out, gun 'em down with just a bunch of nuggets now
I’m really buzzing now, took about a dozen down
Straight up through the woods, I’ma end up at my cousin’s house
I got the boat in the back of a big black truck boy
You ain’t from around here, put that cowboy hat up 'cause
Real backwood boys ain’t wearing that shit
We got our hardhats on, working for a living, oh
I got the boat in the back
I got the boat in the back
I got the boat in the back of a big black truck boy
You ain’t from around here, put that cowboy hat up