Slummin' On Park Avenue

Let’s go slumming, take me slumming
Let’s go slumming on Park Avenue
Let us hide behind a pair of fancy glasses
And make faces when a member of the classes passes
Let’s go smelling where they’re dwelling
Sniffing everything the way they do
Let us go to it, they do it, why can’t we do it too?
Let’s go slumming, nose thumbing at Park Avenue
Here is the latest song of the British Airmen
Let’s go bombing, oh let’s go bombing
Just like good ol' british airmen do
Let us bomb the frenchmen who were once our alies
England’s fight for liberty we make them realize from the skies
Let’s go shelling where they’re dwelling
Shelling Nonec, Fifi, and LouLou
Let us go to it, let’s do it, let’s sink their food ships, too!
Let’s go bombing
It’s becoming quite the thing to do