Do Your Ears Hang Low?

Do your ears hand low,
do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot,
can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw’em over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears flip, flop, can you use 'em for a mop?
Are they stringy at the bottom, are they curly on the top?
Can you use 'em for a swatter,
can you use 'em for a blotter?
Do your ears hand low?
Do your ears hand low?