Don't Touch Me There

I have a drink in one hand,
a crumpled twenty in the other, I’ve never felt better,
smoked two more cups of coffee,
ground up all of my cigarettes, I always forget,
like Jack and Coca-Cola, they say we always go together,
but you go down better,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
I’ve killed the fun forever,
I feel my hearts been tarred and feathered, you’ve never looked better,
I need my motorcycle, I want to leave here now forever, forever is never,
who loves and rides away, will live to see another day,
skinny, I can’t stay,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
feel like I’ve been hit with it,
she’s a helicopter propeller, I never felt better,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me there,
don’t touch me there, don’t touch me,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater,
let me under your sweater, let me under your sweater.