I'm Gonna Go Straight To Heaven

I was raised to have values.
Of my forefathers,
My parents would be proud
So, forgive this vulgar phrase, which now I shall use
God! I need to get clawed
To hell with romance
Just drop your pants
I wanna be a slut
I’ve searched for too long
For the perfect affair
To be swept of my feet
But now I don’t care
As long as my feet end up in the air
Oh, I wanna be a slut
I don’t need a ring
When I’m in a sling
I wanna be a slut
I’m eager to please
I’m down on my knees
'Cause I wanna be a slut
You’ll be the grill
Maybe I’ll be the meat
I’ll be the harbor
And you’ll be the fleet
My pace is a chair
Now please have a seat
Oh, I wanna be a slut
You don’t have to be rich
With your own private villa
You just have to hump
Like a teenage gorilla
You don’t have to be all the buff
Or a jock boy
let’s cut to the chase
Let’s see your cock boy
All guilty is eased
Pretend I’m a priest
I wanna be a slut
In the join, in the mall
Giving head in the stool
I wanna be a slut
Call me Maxwell, I’m good
Till the very last drop
Call me bitch, call me whore
Go ahead, call a cop
Whoever you call, just be sure he’s a top.
I’ve tattooed a target on my butt
'Cause I wanna be a…
Is like will Rodgers always used to say
«I've never met a man I didn’t like»
'Cause I wanna be a slut