Satan Is My Toy

Satan is my toy
And Jesus is my boy
Satan is my toy
And Jesus is my
The Devil is my pal
And Mary is my gal
The Devil is my pal
And Mary is my
A priest found a monkey
The monkey made the priest feel lucky
The monkey made the priest feel smart
Then the monkey laid a
A nun was in her gown
And felt her hands downtown
She fell into a fit
When her fingers touched her
A rabbi washed his beard
Before the god he feared
He taught the cantor how to hum
So his beard was filled with
A mullah climbed on his 8th wife
On the most opium in his life
But his 8th wife was in luck
He was much too high to
Satan is my toy
And Jesus is my boy
Satan is my toy
And Jesus is my