Surfin' U.S.M.

Spoken
When you’re younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like,
and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little
white flag, and without any warning at all, you’re suddenly a fat bastard
Shouted
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!