Suppose You Gave a Funeral and Nobody Came

Go ahead you fucking racist
Pucker up and kiss the babies
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies
Summoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona
Follow that ambulance
And when that ambulance stops
Take every photo opportunity that knocks
Because you’re popular
You’re beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But suppose you gave a funeral
And nobody came
Here’s the church
Here’s the steeple
Open the doors
Where’s all the people?
Light up the sky
With sub-standard fireworks
Release the pit bull doves of peace
I’ve changed my mind
About the mindless violence
I’m happy doing porridge
With the knowledge that at least
You may be popular
You’re beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But today you gave a funeral
And nobody came
Here’s the church
Here’s the steeple
Open the doors
Where’s all the people?