Song of Love

Winnifred: Actually, my full name is 'Winnifred the Woebegone', but Winnifred
is a little too formal. You can call me by my nickname.
Dauntless: Winnie?
Winnifred: Fred.
Dauntless: Fred. What a beautiful name. So straight, so strong, so… you.
I like you, Fred, I like you.
Winnifred: You’re just saying those words to be kind-
Dauntless: No, I mean it, I like, I mean I love you, Fred!
Winnifred: He is out of his midieval mind!
Dauntless: I’m perfectly sane and sound!
I’ve never felt better in my life!
Everybody, everybody, everybody come!
And meet my incipient wife!
I’m in love with a girl named Fred
My reasons must be clear
When she shows you all how strong she is, you’ll stand right up and cheer!
Knights and Ladies: With an F and an R and an E and a D and and F-R-E-D Fred!
Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred! She drinks just like a lord.
So, come sing a merry drinking song and let the wine be poured!
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred. She sings just like a bird.
You’ll be left completely speechless when her gentle voice is heard!
Winnifred: *sings*
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred. She wrestles like a Greek.
You will clap your hand in wonder at her fabulous tecnique!
Winnifred: *sings*
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dantless: I’m in ove with a girl named Fred! She dances with such grace!
You are bound to sing her praises til you’re purple in the face!
Knights and Ladies: Bravo, bravo, bravissimo! Bravo, bravissimo!
Winnifred: *sings wildly*
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With and F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in ove with a girl named Fred! She’s musical to boot!
She will set your feet a-tapping when she plays upon her lute!
Winnifred: *plays lute*
Knights and Ladies: Bravo, bravo, bravissimo!
Bravo, bravissimo!
Winnifred: *sings without control*
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With and F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl named Fred, a clever clownish wit.
When she does her funny pantomime your sides are sure to split!
Knights and Ladies: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ha, ha, ha, ha, ho!
Bravo, bravo bravissimo, bravo, bravissimo!
Winnifred: *sings with wild, alcoholic abandon*
Knights and Ladies: Fill the bowl to overflowing, raise the goblet high!
With an F and an R and an E and a D and an F-R-E-D Fred! Yay!
Dauntless: I’m in love with a girl…
Knights and Ladies: He’s in love with a girl named F-R-E-D…
Winnifred: YEEEE-HOOOO!
Knights and Ladies:…Fred!