Phone Interlude

Cam: Hello?
Guy: Yo, yo, can I speak to Cam?
Cam: fuck is this B? State ya name
Guy: Yo, yo, hello yo, you don’t know me or nothin like dat, though dog
But yaknawhamsayin'? I keep it gully though, and shit like dat though dog
But I’m tryin, knawhaimean?
Cam: Hold up, hold up, hold up calm down man, you keep it gully and all this?
What’s goin on what’s ya name fam?
Guy: Doggie, Doggie, you don’t know me doggie, niggaz, niggaz just stay tha fuck
Away from my girl and hit. You know what I’m saiyn? My nigga gutter told me and
Shit dog I’m tryin find out, though what’s poppin and shit man, word up Yall
Niggaz fuck wit girl yall niggaz better tell me, tell me or something B, word up Cam: Tell mya and tell you? Calm down, you not even talkin right dog, I mean
Whos ya girl?
Guy: Yo doggie, yo doggie you playin games? When I catch you, it aint gonna be So fuckin funny doggie. Yall niggas think it’s all sweet, right? Your runnin
Round fucking niggaz girls like that s***s to do you think s***s to do? That
Shit aint gully doggie, Ima catch you, word up (*screamning, phone clicks*)
Cam: niggaz is fuckin crazy