Hell for a Honeymoon

Woke up this morning
I didn’t know where we stood
Ignored the warnings
He pulls the curtain back and kills me with a look
And I still hear last night’s argument
If I listen, with precision
Cold coffee, dirty looks
He’s using every trick in the book
I read him like last week’s headline
So if you’re leaving take your keys
Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell
Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon
Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon
It’s every season in one day
He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain
Sun in December, snow in June
Oh
Loving him is just like a funeral in white
Black on our wedding night
I don’t mind hell for a honeymoon
My friends keep calling
Always prepared for the worst
With nothing in common
They don’t understand how we work
And I can see why they’re concerned
But I still hear last night’s sarcasm
If I listen, with precision
Cold coffee, dirty looks
He’s using every trick in the book
I read him like last week’s headline
So if you’re leaving take your keys
Make sure you shut the door on your way back to hell
Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon
Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon
It’s every season in one day
He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain
Sun in December, snow in June
Oh
Loving him is just like a funeral in white
Black on our wedding night
I don’t mind (hell for a honeymoon)
We’re Sid and Nancy
We’re Bonnie and we’re Clyde
We’re cutting corner
We’re Jekyll and we’re Hyde
What a lovely day for a murder suicide
Am I in too deep
Tell me am I in too deep, oh
Loving him is just like caviar with a plastic spoon
Loving him is just like a prison cell with a perfect view of the moon
It’s every season in one day
He’ll promise sunshine, you get rain
Sun in December, snow in June
Oh
Loving him is just like a funeral in white
Black on our wedding night
But I don’t mind hell for a honeymoon