Something's Gone Wrong Again

Tried to find my sock, I know that it’s lost
Something’s gone wrong again
Need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade
Something’s gone wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again
Tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke
Something’s gone wrong again
Look at my watch just to tell the time, but the hands come off mine
Something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something’s gone wrong again
Something’s gone wrong again
Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke
Something’s gone wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus
Something goes wrong again
Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Turned up early in time for our date, but then, we turn up late
Something goes wrong again
Need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
And again, and again, and again, again
And something goes wrong again
Ah, something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again
Something goes wrong again