Greg Heffley Vs. Sans

Yo yo yo
Epic rap battles
Greg heffley vs sans
Alright lets go
Yo yo yo my name is greg heffley im really cool but you looking like fregley
I call myself a gamer, but undertale is dookey; you think you’re pretty spooky,
but really you’re a ploopey!
Buhuhuhuhuhhuhuh, its me sans undertale
You’re young and dumb, kid, you barely know what fighting me entails
I have blue eyes, gamers know me everywhere;
The 5 people who recognize you barely even know you’re there!
Woah, NOT COOL SANS
Watch out, cause I’m about to FRICK. YOU. UP
That’s right, I said it! What are YOU gonna do about it?
You’re a skeleton, irrelevant, involuntarily celibate
The one person who likes you plays piano is your reverence
Sans, you’re a dork, you eat cookie butter. You’re 100% bone but you’re still
covered in blubber
Buhuhhuhuhuhuh, you better watch your mouth kid
I’m the ruler of the underground, don’t make me open my eyelids
I’m the king of monsters, yeah I’m the king of rhyme
And if you wanna dunk on me, then you’re gonna have a bad time
Aw, jeez, Sans… I don’t wanna have a bad time!!!
But… I need to win this rap battle!
I’m gonna make YOU the wimpy one, Sans!
How about that!
I’m the master of my middle school, the cool kid on the block
Sorry Sans Undertale, but I’m gonna have to make you stop
Rowley is my pal, and this fire is a godsend
And if I win this battle, Holly Hills will be my girlfriend
Buhhuhuhuhuhuhuh, I warned you kid, but now its time
To put on my blue jacket, and open both of my blue eyes
I’ll lift you up in the air, and shoot you with my gaster blasters
I suppose I’m a smash brother, because I’m the ultimate smasher!
WOOOOOOOHHHH
Alright, time to unleash my final attack!
RBBRBRBRBRRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRB
AHAHAHHAHH HHAHHAHHHHHH AAAAAHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beat picks up
WHO WON???
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLE
YUH