This Semester

If you’re extra curricular activities were kissing boys
Then you’d have an A plus
I can’t defend you or your drunken ways
And that softball tee is way to short to support
All of the pain you’ve been putting it thru
Light weights to the back of the room
The word on the streets
Is that this social scene has gone to shit
I need a wake-up call
So when the party is on we can go
Or we can stay home
So we’ll just stay
And Miss valedictorian
Please don’t throw up on your shirt again
How many times do I have to tell you
I won’t last long in those out of state schools
If I’m not dead in the next five years
Then these mistakes that I have made
Weren’t really worth a thing x2
I need a wake-up call
So when the party is on we can go
Or we can stay home
So we’ll just stay
And if we’re up all night
Don’t be afraid to say good bye to me
And if this room keeps spinning
I’ll keep singing along
She’ll waist this higher education
Dancing on top of bar tops
So cut her off right now
Cut her off before she drops
And falls to the ground
Save those lush glances for the clubs
And if you’re in this for the love
Then this semester is where it stops