I'll Never Fall in Love Again

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
ThatЂ™s what you get for all your trouble
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
What do you get when you kiss a girl
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, sheЂ™ll never phone you
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
DonЂ™t tell me what itЂ™s all about
Ђ™cause IЂ™ve been there and IЂ™m glad IЂ™m out
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why IЂ™m here to remind you
What do you get when you give your heart
You get it all broken up and battered
ThatЂ™s what you get, a heart thatЂ™s shattered
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
That is why IЂ™m here to remind you
What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So for at least until tomorrow
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again
IЂ™ll never fall in love again