Witch

Well it’s tryouts week and I’m so excited, I’d really like to lead some cheers!
But the competition is super tight and things are getting pretty weird
Spontaneous human combustion occurred, much to Giles' delight
If Cordelia can’t see her own face in the mirror, what is the point of life?
In an attic, there’s a cauldron full of something green
And whoever’s doing magic has it in for me
Yeah everybody knows that Amy’s mom is a total *ahem*
Better watch out for that witch
Now I’m hella hexed, and I’m feeling wasted — soon I could be feeling dead
But sometimes the only way forward’s gettin
Thrown into the periodic table of the elements
I’ll kick down a mirror, reflecting her own spell right back in her witch face
And she will remain, forever and always trapped in a trophy case
And I really can’t get that mad at her
Cause I also want to be a cheerleader
But everybody knows it’s rude to perform a body switch
Gotta watch out for that witch