School Hard

(School's hard, slayin’s harder
School’s hard, slayin’s harder)
Time for parent-teacher night
I’m in charge of every bite
I wasn’t looking for a fight
But a fight came looking for me
Sheila stabbed a teacher and
She’s supposed to help me plan
But I’m pretty sure she won’t, oh man
Snyder’s got it in for me
Snyder’s got it in for me
You gotta​ be kidding me I can’t believe I have to hostess
And Spike just got to town and now he’s talking Saint Vigeous
It’s making school hard
School’s hard, slayin’s hard
Hell yeah, I’m a mother starter (it's making school so ha-ard)
School’s hard, slayin’s harder
Hell yeah I’m a mother starter
Machetes are my favorite way
To chop up fancy crudité
I also made some lemonade
And my recipe destroyed
Spike came bustin' through the glass
Grabbed a two by four all like hulk smash
But my mom knows how to wield an ax
So you better run boy
Yeah you better run boy
We agreed to Saturday so what’s up with this early attack?
Why do you have to get up in my face when I just made all these snacks?
Making school hard
School’s hard, slayin’s hard
Hell yeah, I’m a mother starter (making school so ha-ard)
School’s hard, slayin’s harder
Hell yeah I’m a mother starter
Cordelia and Willow
Are still locked up inside
That utility closet
Where they went to hide, went to hide, went to hide
Tonight gave me lots to process
Like Spike and Angel are old friends
But at least The Anointed One is dead
Hooray, hooray, hooray
That kid was really the worst