Jesus, Elvis and Me

When you walk in our house it’s on display
That shiny white polyester rhinestone cape
Right there next to that cuckoo clock
The one that every hour plays «Jailhouse Rock»
She’s a certified WWJD fan
Got an autographed picture of Billy Graham
She loves to hear the preaching at a southern revival
She takes a custom-made blue suede King James Bible
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me
I’d have to say that’s pretty good company
I don’t mind the fact that I’m number three
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me
When I saw her at the Barron County Baptist Church
She was singing Rock of Ages, first line of every verse
It was all that I could do to keep from falling in love
When she hollered «Hallelujah, well thank you very much»
One walks on water, one hung the moon
So we celebrate Christmas in our velvet-lined jungle room
Oh yeah
She dresses like Priscilla every Halloween
And goes around quoting John 3:16
I’m okay with other men in her life
And she loves «Love Me Tender» and that’s alright Mama
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me
I’d have to say that’s pretty good company
I don’t mind the fact that I’m number three
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis
When it comes to love she ain’t selfish
She loves Jesus, she loves Elvis, and me