Two Shots

She’s a bubble headed blonde with a beautiful body
And a knack for looking good on print
Sunglasses on and a pocket full of party
Takes direction, but never the hint
And this world revolves around her like some anorexic sun
But I’ll make a million dollars
Two shots and I’m done
Bang bang, baby
Bang bang, baby, baby
Bang bang, baby
Bang
I’ve been watching her all evening from the end of the bar
I’ve seen her picture in a magazine
I’m not really certain but I think she’s a star
And those look like expensive jeans
But, hey, she’s only human and we all need someone
And that’s what I’m going to tell her
Two shots and I’m done
Yes, I know you’re pretty
And, yes, I know you’re rich
But did the money change you
Or were you always such a bitch?
I’m the only one who loves her and who understands
The kind of burden that she has to bear
I thought that she would see me in the crowd of fans
Because of something in the way I stare
But she didn’t seem to notice so I bought myself a gun
And soon we’ll be together
Two shots and I’m done