Everybody's Up To Somethin'

I saw a man on a TV show, he said. «Don't drink alcohol.
Please don’t smoke no cigarrettes, Don’t drink coffee at all.»
Later on, I’m watching the news
And the man from the TV show was stopped by the cops
And in his trunk was a suitcase full of… well, you know
Everybody’s up to somethin', everybody’s got somethin' goin' on
Nobody’s up to nothin', everybody’s done somebody wrong
Everybody' up to somethin', everybody’s got to sing their song
Nobody’s up to nothin', come on everybody sing along
Well, the preacher man is callin' on you
To live a much better life
«Get to the church on time, say all your prayers,
Don’t covet thy neighbor’s wife.»
The preacher man was surprised to see
Dissensions in the ranks
When the feds moved in
It was soon found out he had a billion in the bank
Everybody’s up to somethin', everybody’s got somethin' goin' on
Nobody’s up to nothin', everybody’s done somebody wrong
Everybody' up to somethin', everybody’s got to sing their song
Nobody’s up to nothin', come on everybody sing along
Well everybody’s got somethin' to say
About practically everything
They can feed the poor, they can tax the rich
They can even make Ashlee sing!
If I’m doin' somethin' that’s botherin' you
Don’t be tellin' it nationwide
'Cause everybody in the whole wide world
Got a little bit of somethin' to hide
Everybody’s up to somethin', everybody’s got somethin' goin' on
Nobody’s up to nothin', everybody’s done somebody wrong
Everybody' up to somethin', everybody’s got to sing their song
Nobody’s up to nothin', come on everybody sing along