Sumo Karate Chop

So I had a lil chat wit my homie
Tried to give a lil vice cause he now me
He was my boy since back up in the deezy
We used to blow tree stacks by the peezy
But lately dudes been kinda cheesy
Id even go as far to say he’s a wussy
Cryin bout his girl cause shes too pushy
Just another stupid victim of the pussy
Damn kid whats your plan, move to new land
«How could you ever understand but I love her man!»
Wanna crazy ho ill pull it from my own private stock
Then I hit em with a sumo karate chop
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(what the hell is wrong with u man get a grip)
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(This is gonna hurt me more than its hurts you fool)
Sumo karate chop
So I hit em with a
Lemme tell you bout this lil old lady
Drivin round down town in her Mercedes
We would often cross paths at the office
On the corner of franny lew and hollis
Every time this old lady got near me
She’d hold her pocketbook close like she fear me
I aint gonna lie that shit was kinda shady
Another 1st generation mentality
I hate when people act so funny,
Start to stutter then they utter the ignorance of their fathers and mothers
Minds like that should be served with an electric shock
MAAAAAN… SUMO KARATE CHOP
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(what the hell is in that pocketbook anyway, prune juice?)
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(This is gonna hurt me more than its hurts you hag)
Sumo karate chop
So I hit em with a
Guitar solo (open)
I wanna tell you bout this mark named victor
Always poppin at the mouth was a pisser
For fun he used to throw kids in the litter
Had a lil thing goin with his sister
One day that sucka tried to stick me
All I had in shorts was dolla fifty
Never thought he had the nerve to come and git me
So I went and popped the trunk of the hooptie
10 notches now another I relaxed and cocked back to the sound of my louisville
slugger
Cause suckas like that deserve to be muzzled and popped
Whaaaaaat… SUMO KARATE CHOP!
Chorus
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(u gotta be one stupid ass bully)
So I hit em with a sumo karate chop
(This is gonna hurt you more than its hurts me sucka)
Sumo karate chop
So I hit em with a… sumo karate chop