If I Don't Get Video Games for Decemberween

Go!
You go!
Are you even plugged in?
Hang on…
If I don’t get video games for Decemberween I’m gonna…
Spell a cuss word on the roof with Christmas lights
Invite Crazy Uncle Edgar over, keep his eggnog spiked
Hang out behind the mall in a black trench coat
Hang out in front of the mall in a black trench coat
If I don’t get video games for Decemberween
If I don’t get video games for Decemberween
I’m talkin' about Night Vision Mode 4, Lord of Armor, Tank Driverer,
and Sword Thong Gold Edition!
If I don’t get video games for Decemberween
If I don’t get video games
Decemberween!
Jugga jigga wugga!