What's Happening To My Body

Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
Listen everybody, 'cause I know what it means
To be livin' on the planet as a boy in the teens
It really isn’t easy turning into a man
Cause pu-ber-ty is part of the plan
You get pimples in your face
And braces on your teeth
And your first ever pubic hair
Is growing underneath
Your voice is crackin' up’ah
You’re feeling kinda silly
Standing in the shower
Lookin' down at your willy, going…
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
Among the girls and the boys
The boys develop later
There’s a girl in my class
But I don’t dare to date her
You’re sad and surprised
When it comes to your knowledge
She’s already bangin' boys who go to college
So the most exiting moment
Of your life in the teens
Is going to Narvesen
For dirty magazines
Realizing this is not the time
For you to start dating
You spend the weekends home
All alone masturbating, going…
Na na na nanana na na
Wat’s happening to my body
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
You’re lucky to be young, free and single
That’s what people imply
The fact is you’re feeling more like
Young, dumb and shy
You don’t dare to smile
And you don’t dare to speak
And you don’t dare to dance
With a girl cheek to cheek
And if you ever shower
After gym with your class
You’re hiding in the corner
Showing nothing but your ass
And it really takes an effort
Preventing an erection
When the high school nurse
Does her testicle inspection
So listen, every parent
As we finally conclude
Being horny, shy and ugly
Makes it easy to be rude
So please forgive your son
If he seems to misbehave
Cus he might have cut some pimples
While he was trying to shave
Respect his need for privacy
I’t better left unsaid
If you catch him with a pile of toiletpaper in his bed
Instead you better tell him how to be a (???)
So he won’t have to spend his life
Masturbating every hour going…
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happenng to my body
Na na na nanana na na
Wat’s happening to my body
Na na na nanana na na
What’s happening to my body