Dubstep Metal Girl

Hey, girl!
You’re looking so damn hot
like you’re from a double rainbow
Damn, Girl!
You’re looking so tasty
I’m like a fat kid and you’re a really sexy cake
Come on and have a dance with me
She’s that dubstep metal girl!
Come on and have some fun with me
She’s that dubstep metal girl!
She will be my metal girl
No way man, she’ll be my dubstep girl
She’s so metal at making party,
That doesn’t really make sense but
English is Andy’s second language
ballz
Uh… what?
Your BALLS are smaller than mine!
Are smaller than mine!
WAFFLES!
I will make her waffles!
for breakfast!
YEAH? Well…
I’ll get her lunch and tea and for dessert she can have me!
Uh…
Not like a cannibal though, you know,
more of a rodeo
minus the violent undertones
She could be metal Juliet and I’d be dubstep Romeo.
Without the terrible death
you know I’m not convinced these metaphors are the best way to get this across.
Come on and have a dance with me
She’s that dubstep metal girl!
Come on and have some fun with me
She’s that dubstep metal girl!
She will be my metal girl.
No way man, she’ll be my dubstep girl.
She’s so metal at making party,
That doesn’t really make sense but English is Andy’s second language
Yeah, anyway, she is mine
you don’t get her, I’m too sweet
Wait a second, you said «sweet»
so you’re gay, she is mine
No way I’m not gay, you’re just jealous of my hair
maybe you’re gay!
I’m not gay!
But you do have nice hair
Cheers, but she’s still mine
NO!
I will buy her a unicorn!
and it’s over 9000!
I will clone myself
and my clone will go with her shoe shopping
becauseI’m a real man and real men don’t go shoe shopping
So I’ll leave that to my clone…
I’m serious!
There’s only one way to settle this…
What’s that?
EEEEPIC SOLO BATTLE
Hey Guys!
What?
SHE is a HE!
But I’m very cute.
NOOOO!
Now this whole song makes us look gay!
NOOOO!
Shemale alert!