Since We Broke Up

I finally boxed up all the pictures of you
And all the memories that you left behind
Since we broke up
I’ve been staying out late
And hanging with all my friends
Since we broke up
No more Oprah on the TV, only ESPN
And now I can sleep 'til 3:00
Since we broke up
Since we broke up
I’ve been throwing lots of heat
And all the girls are checking me out
Since we broke up
All my bills are paid
And there’s cheddar in my checking account
And I don’t think much about you
Since we broke up
Everything makes sense
Looking from a distance
All the things you did
And all the things you didn’t
It’s time that I do me
Instead of doing you
I was drunk on love
But now I’m coming to
Since we broke up
I never have to wash the sheets
I get the mail in my underwear
Since we broke up
I can grow out my beard
And then shave it like I just don’t care
And I’m doing fine without you
Since we broke up
Sometimes I think about the first time we kissed
I swore that our love would stand the test of time
But now that it’s over I’m not even hungover
You’re out of sight and out of my fucking mind
Suck it!