A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we traveled the nation
Became a sensation
In our '82 Dodge van
And now we’re gettin' older
And much more sober
And we got some big house payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need college
We just need one hit single to break
Get ready, here it comes!
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
Its our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
Its gonna be a great big hit!
And now the label’s so stoked
They dont get the damn joke
The downloads are off the charts!
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly Tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls' hearts
And now we can too!
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
Its our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
We can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
Its our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
Its gonna be a great big hit!
Who the hell are we foolin'?
This isnt really what we do!
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley Crue
But its gonna be funny
'cause this song will be number 1!
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
Its our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
We can’t wait to hear the remix!
This song sounds like a dance song
Because dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
Its our attempt at a dance song
A really cool dance song
Its gonna be a great big hit!
Its our new sound! We’re gonna take it to the next level! You’re gonna hear us
in all the clubs! Dudes, wait, the drums just… dropped out. The drums…
No it doesn’t sound good anymore… It…I can’t find the rhythm… on the…
deal It’s…nah, it’s cool… no it’s not… ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing WOO!