A Friendly Goodbye

I can lay it on real thick
But I know how you don’t like to get bogged down
With anything 'bout us And our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then
Cause I know you hate it And by the way that cake you baked me really sucked
But I ate it Cause I loved you
Even more that you could ever imagine
Here’s a friendly goodbye
Ain’t that a «b"with an itch
Ain’t that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I’m flippin’gosh darn sick
Of all the «s"words you put me through
So f-u
I can hang it out to dry
Cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around
Like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know,
That you hate it And that homemade porn I said that I erased
Well I saved it
I’ll send you a post card that says
I’m glad you’re not here
I’ll buy you a t-shirt
But I’ll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled
While I was spilling my guts
To my friends about you
And I really don’t have anything else nice to say