20 Years (That's a Lot of Beers)

Started up this band in '94
We toured the world in a Coleman with some wheels
I know I’ve sang this song before
But was that back when we still had a record deal
But our story isn’t finished
And the ink still hasn’t dried
We’ve punished all our livers
We’ve laughed and we’ve cried
And I think I’ve still got some room
For some more tattoos
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers!
We’re still the same we’ve always been
Break up songs with power chords
And a shit load of Miller Lite
After all this time we’re still best friends
(We're still best friends)
Gotten into a lot of pants but only two bar fights
Green Day’s been on broadway
Well Bruce puked on that street
Back when Salm and Blake were funny
And rockstars still ate meat
And I still had a lot of room
For more tattoos
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers!
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers!
We haven’t lost any hair
We haven’t lost any pounds
We haven’t lost any fans
Because we’re the best fucking band around
And we all just got our third matching tattoo
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we’re still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers
Twenty years; that’s a lot of beers