What If

What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?
What if I made you cry?
What if I told you lies?
What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?
What if I made you cry?
What if I tell you lies?
Would you still love me?
What if I made you get me a tab?
And made you pay for all of the cabs?
What if I gave you all of my crabs?
What if I laughed when you cried?
Then said it was all just a lie?
Would you still love me?
What if I had PMS all my life?
And told you «You look just like Barney Fife»?
What if I twisted it in like a knife?
Until it made you cry?
Until it made you lie?
Would you still love me?
Would you still love me?