May The Best Sperm Win

Uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh, uh-uh-uh
Uh, uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh
I put a hundred dollars
On a very clean bum
He knows love comes in spurts
Spurts and then some
See daddy’s little favorite
She’s got a head start
Twin brother competing
In a fancy side car
Some are in-your-face and some are camouflage
Watch the villain cum, he’s all like «sabotage!»
Sunday afternoon, at the races
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go, racer!
See the superhero gizz with a pimped out ride
Sweet mary jane, disqualified
Bribe the gatekeeper, a little premature sin
The intellectual loner, he’s got to talk his way in
Go, go, go, racer!
Yeah
Go, go, go
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
May the best sperm win
Go, go, go
It’s the race of a life time
Pedal to the metal
Yeah, go, go, go