Male Fluffer

Hung like a horse since I was born
All my friends said I should do porn
Threw on a blue tape, got in mode
Swallowed some pills, a unreadable code
Biggest baddest brick of steel
Oh my god, my dick is a meal
Went auditioning ready to stuff her
But what a fuck… I'm a male fluffer
I got to turn them on, just like a magician
When you watch them on the TV screen
You know it’s me that made them hard and mean
I got to turn you on, to be a magician
When you watch them on the TV screen
You know it’s me that made them hard and mean
Soon became fluffer of the year
Have to admit it was blood, sweat and tears
Such a fuckstar has never been seen
That laid more pussy that I have been
So watch your daughters when I come around
Everyone knows I bang like a greyhound
Casanova got a new name
I fluffed my way to the hall of fame
I got to turn them on, just like a magician
When you watch them on the TV screen
You know it’s me that made them hard and mean
I got to turn you on, to be a magician
When you watch them on the TV screen
You know it’s me that made them hard and mean
I got to turn them on, just like a magician
When you watch them on the TV screen
You know it’s me that made them hard and mean
Male fluffer
Ohh fluff me
Male fluffer
Ohh fluff me