Don't Drink the Water

Empty house, Empty Rooms, Empty bottle of Petron
I need to go out but not around here
There is nowhere we haven’t gone
There’s this travel agent that I know who says Cozumel is real nice
And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room and a little bit of free advice
Don’t drink the water
I told him that’s ok
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway
Blake haven’t you been there yeah
(Blake) I’ve been there a time or two
They got some sweet Senoritas
That are more than glad to meet you
But I’m telling you boy that whatever you do
Corona or Tecate or my old friend Jose
I am not going down
To Mexico to drink the water anyway
On this trip anything I sip better have a kick and a burn
Strong enough to get you off my mind
Little by little and a little grub of worm
No one I know goes to Mexico
To drink the water anyway