Fat Father (Skit)

I’m 'bout to call my man fat father I write quit,
That’s my joke partner,
Every time I wanna hear a new joke or sum shit, I call this big ass nigga up!
Let’s call him up, see what the fuck he got to say!
Yep!
What up man!
What up!
What’s crackin'?
Man slow-motion man, but I… I caught up with it.
Are.are you tryna rehersin' or sumin'?
Hell no… having a meeting man!
Ok, you tryna get on the police-force?
Nooo, nigga… hey man, hey you probably the private nigger that fried bacon
naked so the grease will pop you!
Where’d you get that one from?
Oh, nah! You got this one call from
Hey man, you want the deal for breaking a niggas cream
Where the fuck you get that one from?
That’s new shit dog! Freshly published!
And, and hows you
Hey, I heard you got a summer job breeding hound dogs!