This Is Fake D.I.Y

This is limited edition
On icky-coloured vinyl in a poster pack
This is…
Get more information send the postcard back
This is…
To get the extra songs buy the 2 cd’s
This is…
And collector fever is killing me
Raygun, raygun, do you gotta raygun…
This is funded by a major
But shabbily packaged to pretend that it’s cool
This is a fake indie label
Release the records you want but yr under our rule
This is limited edition
With a nice little sticker and a personal number
This is limited edtion
How they sell it so cheap it’s no longer a wonder