Nothing Special

I bet you’re wondering, where the hell are my dick jokes?
Well, I got plenty, but I’m on the verge of reverse from a stroke
I can make jokes about fads and mad dads
It’s really easy to do that it almost makes me feel bad
I only rap on this album because I know you’ll listen
The more words, the more recipes I can cook in the kitchen
I’m just an asshole on the internet who talks funny
Just an arrogant family man who wants to be somebody
Yeah
And I know I’m nothing special
Just want to care for my love
And I don’t care if I am someone
Because there’s someone I love
I am only doing these things out of selfishness
There is a goal I have in mind and it makes me question this
How could someone go out of their way to show me selflessness?
Let me do these things and tell me that I am worth a shit
I am so fucked up mentally
Wonder how I’m not a bother
I just have to stop and think that I am luckier than any other
I want to return the favor
But that’s impossible
So I will love her every day so I can make it probable
Yeah
And I know I’m nothing special
Just want to care for my love
And I don’t care if I am someone
Because there’s someone I love