Air Pun (skit)

Sir, can you wake up please?
Sir, you’re disturbing the other passengers sir
Sir, can you wake up please?
Sir please, wake up
Sir
(Pun wakes up, coughs, farts, then burps)
Attention passengers, this is your stewardess Edie Chacone
On flight 560
We will be reaching our destination point of San Juan, Puerto Rico within the
next 5 minutes
Please fasten your seat belts and have your seats in an upright position
Thank you for flying Air Goya