Taxi to Brixton (Skit)

Taxi
Alright mate, you alright?
How long you been in the country then?
Why you asking me these questions?
Are you Immigration?
I been here for 6 months or so
I’m just having a holiday and just doing stuff, you know
Have you seen my Versace belt?
Versace what, mate?
Shit, stop the taxi, man
Do what?
Stop, stop it
What, here?
Just stop it, that seam there
Alright, alright, alright
Yo Narstie, yo, yo Narstie
I’m coming back, I’m coming back, I’m coming back
Where you going?
Yo Narstie, Narstie
What’s going on?
Ha! Big Narstie
What’s good, my G?
Big Narstie, I, I, I
You alright, yeah?
Big man, look who, big man, big Narstie
Alright, calm down, calm down
What the fuck, man?
Fucking shit, oh God
We’re gonna do a Snapchat now, we have to do Snapchat
Big Narstie, Big Narstie
Hey, stop using that, you getting me fucking mad now
And Big Narstie-ness over here
Ghetto park, bro
Bass, bass, bass, bass, ba-
I told you stop fucking touching me
Can’t you see fucking stressed out on the fucking roadside
You fucking dickhead
Oh blimey, anyway who’s paying for my taxi?