Brain Dead

My dreams came true that afternoon
When she called me up and said
Okay pick me up at six o’clock
Be late and you’ll be dead
She really wanted to see me
Was it real or make believe
I thought, I need a drink or two before I leave
(Don't drink and date)
A few hours later at a restaurant
She was nice and I was a jerk
I drank a lot I was a nervous wreck
Then I threw up in her dessert
She gave me a quite intensive look
Kind of Hannibal Lecter style
She said hey Mr Loser get out of my life or die
Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead
Dumb beyond the ordinary
Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie
I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead
Now could it get much worse than that
Yes it could and I’ll tell you why
When she called me a dork I just took a fork
And stabbed her in the eye
So here I am on death row with a lot of scary guys
Saying you can forget about sleeping alone tonight
Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead
Dumb beyond the ordinary
Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie
I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead
I wish I’d wake up to find that it was a dream
A bad dream saved by the bell a voice saying hi it’s me
Brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead
Dumb beyond the ordinary
Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie
I was brain dead — guess that I was momentarily brain dead
Dumb beyond the ordinary
Empty headed like a mummy with the IQ of a zombie
I was brain dead — I was extraordinarily brain dead