Is That Yo Girl?

Is that yo life? It is a disaster, ay
Is that yo whip? I got one that’s faster, ay
Is that yo chick? She’s the one I’m after, ay
Is that yo job? You fill me with laughter, ay (Ha, ha, ha)
Is that yo life? Man, you’re a disaster, ay
Okay, enough chit-chat, let’s talk about real stuff
Like how I’m making moves while you just steal stuff
I know sometimes that life ain’t fair and that it feels tough
Unless you’re me and all you do is make 'em real bucks
Ice so cold around my neck, that’s my polar system
Twenty hoes around my waist like I’m a solar system (Ayy!)
Took a flight across the globe, they said we couldn’t go the distance (Ay)
You got pulled over by po-po like you roadside assistance (Skkrt!)
Got pulled over by a wack cop (Skkrt!)
He just salty cause he caught me watching movies on my laptop (Ay!)
I got pulled over by a wack cop
He just mad because he caught me streaming boobies on my laptop (Ay!)
Is that yo whip? I got one that’s faster, ay
Is that yo chick? She’s the one I’m after, ay (Ay, ay, ay)
Is that yo job? You fill me with laughter, ay (Ha, ha, ha)
Is that yo life? It is a disaster, ay
Is that yo whip? I got one that’s faster, ay
Is that yo chick? She’s the one I’m after, ay
Is that yo job? You fill me with laughter, ay (Ha, ha, ha)
Is that yo life? Man, you’re a disaster, ay
Wait a second, do I recognize you?
That’s right, you were that dude from high school
The one who everyone had pointed eyes to
A year passed, and the world despises you
I’m pretty shocked, that’s a big surprise, dude
I remember when you won prom king
Now you’re flipping burgers, passing me a soda, working at this dead-end,
you became the wrong thing
I said «Bitch, get me a soda, make it an extra large and move faster»
It’s a damn shame you fell off your damn game, now do your damn thing,
you sad little bastard
Also your hat is crooked, let me fix it
Now that I think about it, I want biscuits
Oh, you don’t have that? That’s a god damn shame
Call your manager over so he can fix it
25 minutes pass and I’m makin' like FIFA
Right before getting my ticket
Leave a penny in your tip jar with a note saying
«Take this, you know where to stick it,» ay
Is that yo whip? I got one that’s faster, ay
Is that yo chick? She’s the one I’m after, ay (Ay, ay, ay)
Is that yo job? You fill me with laughter, ay (Ha, ha, ha)
Is that yo life? It is a disaster, ay
Is that yo whip? I got one that’s faster, ay
Is that yo chick? She’s the one I’m after, ay
Is that yo job? You fill me with laughter, ay (Ha, ha, ha)
Is that yo life? Man, you’re a disaster, ay