Life's Been Better

Life’s been better, I’ve had more cheddar
But all my feta’s run dry
I packed my bag and I’m headed for Saginaw
I’m guessing that you’re taggin' along
I called my captain to make something happen
But he said that he was nappin' it off
The fine swine from Frankenstein
Is coming to eat you up
Jackknife Suzie’s a two-bit floozy
I had a to excusez moi self
Poor Miss Katie’s a fine young lady
She been waitin' down in Hades so long
She bought her lettuce from a medicine man
Then he shrunk her head and jettisoned off
The fine swine from Frankenstein
Is coming to eat you up
All life’s giants have soul and science
You can trace it to the Mayans of old
But too much boozin', my feets need shoesin'
And my train keeps losing its thought
I traded my nickel for a warm icicle
But it started to tickle my arm
The fine swine from Frankenstein
Is coming to eat you up