Day Drinking

Pre-Chorus:
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step-dad
Monday, drinkin'
Tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin'
Ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma clock in, and pop me a Heineken
Balanced Breakfast: mussels, tequila
Pardon me, I got the toughest diarrhea
I been day drinkin', I stay pissin'
You gon' need a mop
«Why?»
I stay missin
I rapped for a ho, let me put my face in it
She pulled out a keychain, it had mace in it (ugh)
Now she sprayin' it
In my face and shit
Young Benjamin, banned from the H&M
And from the mall, I ran through the mall
Scarin' all the parents, no pants in the mall
I would shake your hand, but my hand’s on my balls
Like «Who's the Boss?» Tony Danza to y’all (wow)
Angela, Mona
Samantha, I bone her
«Ain't that your daughter?»
Nah, I disowned her
Committin' incest with Alyssa Milano
Don’t judge me, fairy, you Danny Pintauro
Pre-Chorus:
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step-dad
Monday, drinkin'
Tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin'
Ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma clock in, and pop me a Heineken
Look at me, I’m exceptional
Drink my own pee, thirty-three percent ethanol
I don’t need a pimp cup, I got a Big Gulp
Filled up with Vodka, (glug, glug, glug)
Lipton and mixed up
Took a sip of it, now I’m superman
X-ray vision, lookin' at your boobies, ma’am
Fly like a bird, fly like a plane
I’m tired of the herb, time for the 'caine
I’m fly like Jermaine, Dupri or Jackson
On the C-list, but still seein' action
See a skeeza, Imma squeeze her back end
Looked at my cock, «I see you’re packin»
Girl, you thicky-thicc
Give me kissy-kiss
She unzip me quick
Bitch, lick the stick
«Why won’t it get hard?»
This some twisted shit
I got whiskey-dick
Time to slit my wrists
Pre-Chorus:
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Everybody, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get drunk, everybody
Get tipsy, like your step-dad
Monday, drinkin'
Tuesday, drinkin'
Wednesday, drinkin'
Ooh, they stinkin'
All this drinkin', why am I drivin'?
Imma kill-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
Outro:
Man: When people think of substance abuse, they often picture an addict living
on the streets. But the fact is that most abusers have jobs, and are frequently
able to conceal their problem from their employers, co-workers, and even their
families